Thursday, April 5, 2007

I'm a homeless blogger, please help me...

In 1984, I lost it all. you read the gist of my story in my profile.

Today, I live in this cardboard box under the I-10 overpass, in Mobile, Alabama. Its cold here, at night, but spring is here and it will be warm, soon. I get by out here, ok, but long for more. Not long ago, I met a guy who said he's a pirate. He was fucking weird and scary and offered me money to do some pretty twisted shit. I refused and he didn't press the issue. Whatever, before he left, he gave me a pint of sloe gin and a used laptop.

I hate it here, but I can't get a break. Its my hope that kind people out in the blogosphere will take me in from time to time, feed me allow me to de-louse, shower and to live at their blog for as long as they can stand. I'll do anything they ask, in return. Well, except for the kind of shit the pirate wanted. I'll even promise not to BBQ their pets-at least while I live there...

8 comments:

Macoosh said...

hello homeless blogger. i hope you feel at home here in the blogosphere.

and it's a good thing you refused pirate; i hear he's into some really kinky stuff...

Jay said...

Yeah, macoosh is right. I'm pretty sure whatever Pirate's idea was, it was probably immoral and certainly illegal. ;-)

Kat said...

Hello, Homeless Blogger!So nice to meet you. :)

The Homeless Blogger said...

Thank you kind folks for stopping by my box. Your all welcome to warm your hands at my fire anytime. if anyone is willing to take me in for while, just drop me an email. I think The Pirate listed it in my profile.

The Pirate is a slightly twisted man, but was very kind to me despite my not indulging him. That said, I'm glad he's not around...

Anonymous said...

Hi homeless blogger. It took me awhile but me found ya oh yes me did.......TEEHEEHEE.......Now, now, you be nice to Pirate. He gave ya a home , a pint of sloe gin an a used laptop didnt he??? Can you bake chocoloat chip cookies??

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